Nayeon: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeongyeon: You
Nayeon: Aw~ I lov-
Jeongyeon: …to wash the bloody dishes like holy crap Nayeon it’s like the bloody hunger games in there. Have you seen Momo? I think she got trapped in the cupboard trying to find a bloody plate.
When you thought Kaistal is just an April Fools joke, but you wake up April 2nd and they still dating
Bolin: Hey Mako, wanna hear a joke?
Mako: (Sighs) Fine.
Bolin: PfT Ok OkAY I’LL SAY IT NOW.
Mako: …
Bolin: Korra…ON TOP
Bolin & Mako: [WhEeZes]
Me: *Watches one video about BTS*
Youtube: “THIS IS NOT A DRILL GUYS! ONE BTS VIDEO HAS BEEN WATCHED! COME ON!” *Adds every single video about BTS into the recommend section*
Me: *Feels sweat bead fall down face* “I’m not even an army” *cries internally*
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Sara: What are we going to do about all this?
Nina: Vodka seems to be the appropriate solution.
